My definition of pregnancy…

<tuppa>  I thought you have a child process pigeond
<pigeon> tuppa: yeah, forked the child process... but not exec yet...

<catty>  you know how with taiwanese or chinese, when your baby
         is one month old, you give out things like eggs and cakes and
         stuff like that to your relatives and friends...
<pigeon> yeah?
<catty>  we'll do similar things?
<pigeon> hmm, no, we'll give out linux live CDs...

<pigeon> hmm, it's actually cold here now...
<pigeon> <10C
<pigeon> time to do some make -j 4!
<pigeon> on some c++ code!

<pigeon> when I look at my wife closely, it's like watching a blu-ray movie!

<robert> brb smoke time
<pigeon> why are you still smoking?
<pigeon> you use windows, and you smoke
<pigeon> haven't you suffered enough?